AANCHAL (iT'S TIME)

*WICKED LAUGHTER*

K: P, I'm getting bored.
P: Yeah me too
K: Lets write a poem on A
P: Ok

Aanchal Anchal Aanchal
Hume kehti hai Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na dekhne chal
Par usme nahi jhai itna bal
Uski Dadi use khilati hai phal
Nahati hai us saaboon se jiska naam hai 'Nirmal'
Jisse hoti hai tvacha komal komal
Par kya woh hoti hai safal?
Ha, Par keval (sorry, Anki, we used your word) nalke se nikalne mein jal

Then one day, a dog came by
And Aanchal sighed her patented 'sigh'
The dog looked at her, as if asking why
But then Aanchal ran without saying 'bye'
Aur dog bola, Haay! Haay! Haay!
Whatever she says is a complete lie
Like when she claims 'I'm so shy'
She met a cow, who in Hindi is called gaay
Uske terrace par baithkar, karta hai ek kauva 'kaay, kaay'
Aanchal usko aakar kehti hai, "I hate you, FYI"
Aur woh kehta haiu, "Aanchal, you're my(ne), my(ne)"
Par Aanchal kehti hai, "YOu're a pig, go to your sty"
CCD mein jaakar hum khaate hai Clay Pie
Jab humne vaaha se piya paani, we thought we would die
And that was when Aanchal began to cry
We said try to stop, try, try
But as we said earlier, she didn't succeed
She says, "Tuesdays ko I don't have meat."